Welcome to the future!
The good news is that we got our flying cars and robot butlers.
The bad news is that they're trying pretty hard to kill us.
There are only a few of us left but we're learning to improvise, to work together, and to fight back. We're going to beat the machines or die trying!
(Seriously, there's a good chance we'll die trying.)
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